تے فور ٹرانسفورم

This post should have been in Urdu or hindi, but for that I will need to learn one new script or learn typing of other. Or I can pass the burden onto you “read Urdu in Roman”.

Rehmatabad tehsil se bas 40 kilometer ki doori par waky tha. Vaise to abhi tak yahaan koi sadaak nahi thi aur qareebi bus adda dariya ke us par 1 km ki doori par tha. Pichle chand saloon se yeh baat to sunne ko mil hi jaati thi ki agle chand saloon mein yahaan bhi sadaak pahunch jaaye gi aur daily service bhi chalu ho jaye gi. Isi taak mein Rehmatabad ke Pahari aur Gujjar logoon ni qaayi nayi umeeden saja rakhi thi. Yeh dariya ke junuub par basa tha aur isi liya saal bhar suraj daer tak is par chamkta rahta tha. Yahaan ki zameen bhi bahut zerkhek thi aur saal mein khoob makki, gehon aur chawal ki paydawar hoti thi.
Lal Din Gujjar aur Rizwan Khan ke ghar bhi isi gaon mein the. In ke ghar kareeban 200 meter ki fasla par waqye the. Ghaaron ke beech ka rasta bilkul seedha tha maan kisi ne foote se ek sidhi lakeer keech do ho. Raste ki ek taraf Rizwan ke khet the, doosri aur Lal Din ki dogiyan thi.
Garmi ki ek subh, Chowkidar ka beta shehar se khabar lekar aa aya ki hakumat ne unke transformer ki maag manzoor kar di hai. Kareeban pichle do saal se logon ki yeh qwahish thi ki unke goan mein bhi ek transform ho aur un ke gharon mein bhi tez bijli chamke. Vaise bhi bagal ke gaon wale addat-tan inki taar gira deta the aur inke yahaan andhera kar dete the. Issi ki wajah se baachon ko chimney ki jhumti roshni mein kitabaen kholni padthi thi varna masterji ki moti chadi ke nishaan waftan hat-te nahi the.
Engineer Aftab Ahmed bijli ki rakhwali karta tha aur mahine mein ek baar daura lagane aa jata tha. Uske saath ek lineman bhi aata tha jo “ji jnaab” kehte na thakta tha. Yeh baat mashoor thi ki Aftab Ahmed ek neak aur din daar admi hai aur riyasat ke kisi bade college se diploma kar ke aaya hai. Sirf “Aftab Ahmed” kehne par woh yuk dum raang badal deta aur kayi baar to chilla padhta “Engineer Aftab Ahmed! ENGINEER.”

Agle hi din Engineer Aftab ek purani si kaapi pakde, safeed kameez aur kaali pant pehne Rehmatabad pahuncha. Jis se bhi raste mein milta Mubarakbad deta jaate, jaise ki Eid ho. Chalte Chalte woh LalDin aur Rizwan ke gharon ke raste ke ek dum beech kadha ho gaya aur kameez ki jeb se ek pen nikal kaapi par kuch likna shuru ho gaya. Itni dear mein Lal Din aur Rizwan apne bachoon sameat mowqeh ka jaiza lene puchence. Sab ki nazar Aftab ki kalam par ataki padi thi. Who jaldi jaldi mein kuch likhta aur phir untni hi jaldi mein use kaat bhi deta theek vaise hi jaise Masterji baachon ke jawabon ko kaat dete they, bina dekhe padhe.
Jab LalDin ke bade ladke ne pucha, toh ek dum jawab aaya “Caalculation.” Ab yeh lafaz toh kisi ne Rehmatabad mein suna nahi tha. Har koi man hi man woh lafwaz duraane laga bilkul waise ji jaise moulvi saab ke sabak padhane par baache lafwaz ratne ki koshish karte hain. Iska maini toh kisi ko bhi pata nahi tha. Rizwan khan apne theeth urdu lehje mein bola “ummiya, Calucshion to teekh hai, par yeh to batao tum kar kya rahe ho”.

Sawaal khatam hone se pehle hi jawaab “Meri Caalculation se yeh pata chalta hai ki Transformer raste ki baiyen aur lagana chaiye.”

Is par Lal Din jhoom utha “Oji Meri Dogi main”
Engineer jo khud bhi ek gujjar tha bola “Haan theri dogi hi maan!”

II

Lal Din ke choote bête nein apni baap ki safeed kamiz pehni aur ek purani kaapi lekar ghar mein ghumne laga. Koi bhi use tokta toh woh ruk jata, kuch dear chup rehne ke baad ghoorta tha aur phir ek saans mein bol padhta “Hun ‘Kal Ku Laa’ (Calculation) karoon lu.”

Rizwan ko yeh baat bilkul bhi gwara nahi lagi keh transphorm LalDin ke yahaan laage. Use yeh lagta tha ki transform uske khet mein hoga toh uska haq zaida hogi. Aur Engineer saab ne bhi yeh baat zahir nahi khi thi ke transform kiska hoga. Rizwan ki biwi ke liye toh maano matam ka din tha. “Aap kal hi MLA saab ke paas jao aur transform ko aapne yahaan le aao.”

Isi zoro fikar main Rizwan aagle hi din MLA saab ke yahaan ek murga le pahunca. Din ke gyaraah baj chuke the aur MLA saab abhi bhi araam farma rahe the. Teen baje tak intezar karne ke baad Rizwan ko apna dukhda sunane ka muqa mila.

“Janaab aap toh jaante hi hain ki kaise pichle kai mahinon se hum uski koshish mein lage they, aur ab jab woh laga toh LalDin ke yahaan”

“Rizwan dekha hamare raaj mein kya hota hai. Woh transform lagne ki liye hum hi ne order diya tha” MLA
Adhe ghante idhar udhar ki gap ke baat yeh baat nikal ke saamne mein aayi ki yeh sab khel Engineer Aftab ka hai.
“Woh toh hai hi unka. Hamare kya kaam karega woh” MLA Saab “Abhi Khabar leta hun mein uski. Chota mota masla hai. Tum befiqar raho.”

III
Teen din guzar chuke the aur abhi tak koi khabhar nahi thi. Rizwan ki biwi bhi ab taane marne laagi thi “Murga kiske liye leekar gaaye the.” “Aap wahan tak gaye bhi they ya beech raaste mudh aaye”

Rizwa ke din bahut hi kharaab guzar rahe the. Khabar lene ke liye woh bus adde ki aur nikal hi tha, ki Engineer Aftab aa pahuncha. Usne apne lineman ko Rizwan ke yahaan bhejha aur use milne ko kaha. Aaj bhi wohi kaapi haath mein le aaya tha.

Phir se beech raaste khaada hua aur aur kaapi mein kuch likne laga. Is baar who baar ungliyon par kuch gin raha tha aur thoda paresan dekh raha tha. Lal Din ka chota beta jo vahaan ja pahuncha tha “Kal ku laa” murmura raha tha.
Is baar Rizwan ne khud himmat ki aur Engineer se khabar lene ki koshish ki.
“Pythagora se pata chalta hai, ke Transformer raste ki doosri taraf lagaana theekh hai.”
Aur ek hi jhatke mein paani ka rukh badal diya.

Rizwan ne apni kushi chupayi rakhi aur LalDin ne apna gham. Uska chotta beta “Pythagora” ko samajh ne ki koshish mein lag gaya. Rizwan ki biwi ne ghar mein akhiri Murga pakkya aur rishtedaaron ki dawaat ki.

IV
Rizwan ke choote bête ko iss baar kuch toh samaj mein aa gaya.
“Phai Tha Goora(Pythagoras)” jud gaya tha “Kal ku Laa” se saath. Abh toh kuch matlab bhi likal raha tha.
Ab woh “Pai Tha Gora” chil-lata toh uska bada bhai dil hi dil kush hota. Akhir voh thoda zyada hi gora tha.

Agli hi subah LalDin Dahi ka ek bhartan lekar MLC saab ke ghar ke liye niklaah. Saari kahani sunai, logoon ke kisse sunne aur kacheri mein baitha. Is saab ke baad nichod wohi nikla

“Yeh engineer Aftab ke hi baymaani hai. Engineer kya ban gaya quom ko bhool gaya. Paise khaye honge isne”

“CM saab ko mein ni hi kaha tha Transform ke liye, baat karni padhe gi” MLC

LalDin ko abh poori baat samaj mein aaye. MLC saab ke baat sun kar use tassli mili aur kuch der aur wahaan fuzul mein baithne ke baad ghar lout aya.

Agle hi din engineer saab phir jaa pahunche. Kisi si kuch nahi kaaha chup chaap usi jagah phir khade hue aur wohi kaapi pen liye wohi qissa dauraane lage.

Is baar haath mein ek Calculator bhi tha aur us par button dabaye jaa rahe the. LalDin ki baari thi yeh aur usi ne himmat jutai aur puch diya wohi purana swaal

“Inductance, Reactance, Captance ke mutabik transformer dogi mein lega ga khet mein nahi.” Aaya jwaab.

“Duck Tense, Rack Tense aur Cap Tense” teen naaye Tense ban gaye. Inka matlab bhi pata tha kuch hoshiyar bachoon ko. Agar Duck koi kaam kare toh hota hai “Duck Tense” Aise hi “Rack Tense aur Cap Tense” ke liye. Duck toh phir bhi teekh thi par Rack aur Cap kaise kaam karegi yeh daswi ke baachon ko bhi samajh nahi aaya.

Khusi aur gham ki kahaani chalti rahi teen maah tak. LalDin ko apni bhains bechni padi aur Rizwan ko apni saari murgiyon ke saath kuch zameen bhi.

Beech mein “Corona” ka bana “Cyu Rona”
“Ammeter” ka bana “M meter” ya “M for Meter”
“Circuit” ka bana “sir cut” aur “cigrate”
Aur bahut kuch

Baache kaafi jaldi naaye alfaaz sikh rahe the. Par aisa kab manzoor tha halaat ko. Chowkidhar ka beta phir se aaya is bar khabar buri nahi thi. “ D (Double E) saab ne transphorm dene se mana kar diya hai. Kaha hai sehar mein laga dein ge.”

Transform na laage Rizwan ke khet mein aur na LalDin ki dougi main. Engineer saab ab phir mahine mein ek baar aate. Chimney ki roshni phir si zyaada lagne lagi. Rehmatabad toh phir bhi Rehmat ka ghar tha baaki jagoon par kya fasane hue yeh toh Khuda hi jaane.

Jab lagana ho transphorm toh ek taang satto khet maan.
de duji jang saato dougi maan.

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